Oh yes, we’re alive here. And so are the ladies of New York. Nothing can resuscitate me like a little RHONY.
Well I don’t know how you’re spending your Monday afternoon but I am now spending mine researching cell phone cloning. Curious?
Right? Who knew.
Below the fold, my lil hot dog dogs and Round-Up dicksuckers.
Clear out your porn stash – I just found the key to instant multiple simultaneous orgasms.
There’s only one way to go after RHOC season 12, right? Up? Here’s to hoping the staged alliance formed at the reunion solves the filming woes of last year.
Here’s your sleep aid for the night: the RHOBH mid-season trailer. God bless whatever communications intern named this thing “More Drama than Ever Before”; you have a dark fucking sense of humour, my friend.
Below the fold: the two-and-a-half minutes you’ll be playing on loop for the next month.
Is Cynthia’s man a grifter? Will Kenya’s husband ever show his face? Did Eva fuck Missy Elliott? Seriously, I’ve been wondering for years. Hit play to experience that #potledom life.
#trailerthursday is upon us — it’s time to gorge on sneak previews. Check out the trailers for the new seasons of Melbourne and Beverly Hills under the cut.