You are expected to expect the unexpected.
(Except for thirsty gossip folks like us.)
In this week’s Round-Up: is Bethenny leaving RHONY? Probably not. Is Kenya leaving RHOA? Probably. Is Jackie leaving the jungle? Oh, hunnies. Set your shine factor to maximum and click the link below.
In this week’s Round-Up, we collectively ponder life after Siggy.
They may have been foreclosed upon in real life, but they’ll live on in our memories.
The esteemed Housewives of New York City are currently filming in the Berkshires (!!!!!!), but thankfully, Sonja Morgan found some time before taking off to pen this little holiday ditty. And by “found some time,” we mean “feverishly scribbled it on the back of a cocktail napkin in the car to the studio.” Enjoy!
Team Sonja is no less than thirty-five people. Which are you?
We’ve all been there, right?
My favorite detail is that her janky party invite was via Paperless Post, the very same upscale-Evite service Luann used for her save-the-dates. Fun fact: I worked at PP for two years, only to be cruélly laid off two days before my birthday, so I’m gonna go ahead and say that this was entirely their fault and that they should compensate her for emotional distress as well as the cost of hiring an ex-FBI agent as an impromptu bouncer.
(Kidding, kidding, it’s all love/they gave me a juicy severance. I don’t want to make life any harder for the poor guy who had to tweet back at her (sup, Fritz).)
Alex may no longer be in Brooklyn, but there’s reason to believe Jill’s still in high school.
Five episodes to watch while your social media intern pulls the oven away from the wall to look for your tooth.