This one has been in the works for a while but in honor of tonight’s season 9 premiere I have finally gotten my shit together. New Jersey was perhaps the breakout housewives franchise and Teresa the star after she flipped a table. With almost a decade on the screen under their belt (barring a jail-time hiatus year, of course) Jersey has had its ups and downs. Pop a bottle of Fabellini and let’s relive the best and worst.
Hell is other Housewives.
They may have been foreclosed upon in real life, but they’ll live on in our memories.
You only get one chance to make a first impression.
It’s New Year’s Eve, and you’re prettying up for a night on the town (unless you’re checking into rehab — stay strong, Countess!). But before you head out, put down that lip gloss and unplug your straightener, and focus on what’s really important: which of the 2017 iterations of The Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck was the best. In fact, cancel your plans. This could take all night.
The ladies of Atlanta have returned for the winter. NeNe Leakes is back in our lives, whether we like it or not (one of you must have forgotten to forward the chain letter). But as we look forward to season ten, let’s take a look back. Which season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta was the worst, and which reigns supreme?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a patchy record for drama, but its portfolio of cast vacations is surprisingly sturdy. Which one reigns supreme?
There are those cynics and snobs who would say the Real Housewives are the lowest form of humanity. The enlightened among us laugh. They’ve obviously never met the Friends Of.
It’s Thanksgiving in Canada. What better time to meditate on the thing in the world I’m most thankful for: Real Housewives of New York City cast trips. Since Housewives and listicles go together like turkey and cranberry sauce, here’s a ranking.