Ranked: The One-Season Wonders

You only get one chance to make a first impression.

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Ranked: The Real Housewives Seasons of 2017

It’s New Year’s Eve, and you’re prettying up for a night on the town (unless you’re checking into rehab — stay strong, Countess!). But before you head out, put down that lip gloss and unplug your straightener, and focus on what’s really important: which of the 2017 iterations of The Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck was the best. In fact, cancel your plans. This could take all night.

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Ranked: Every Season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta

The ladies of Atlanta have returned for the winter. NeNe Leakes is back in our lives, whether we like it or not (one of you must have forgotten to forward the chain letter). But as we look forward to season ten, let’s take a look back. Which season ofย The Real Housewives of Atlanta was the worst, and which reigns supreme?

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Ranked: The Friends of the Housewives

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There are those cynics and snobs who would say the Real Housewives are the lowest form of humanity. The enlightened among us laugh. They’ve obviously never met the Friends Of.

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Ranked: The Real Housewives of New York City Cast Trips

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It’s Thanksgiving in Canada. What better time to meditate on the thing in the world I’mย most thankful for: Real Housewives of New York City cast trips. Since Housewives and listicles go together like turkey and cranberry sauce, here’s a ranking.

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