Ranked: Housewife Signature Drinks

Alcohol is ever-present on the Real Housewives. It’s the fuel for most of the best confrontations and meltdowns and for that we give it our eternal thanks. This ranking is not a list of swill that the housewives shill, but rather the drinks we see them guzzling back that truly embody their character. Bottoms up.

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The Round-Up: Cast Away

It’s a play on words, you see, for we have casting news, and we also wish Bethenny Frankel would be deposited at long last on a desert isle.

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The Round-Up: Who Bit Beyoncé?

Okay, no, not really, but why pass up good SEO? In any event, this Round-Up does feature several of the Housewives most likely to attack a pop star with their teeth.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reunion Pt. 1 Power Rankings

Continuing the Dallas legacy of dark furniture and weird lighting, the women of New Jersey storm back into our lives to litigate each other’s foyers (hard ‘r’ on foyer, by the way). It was a solid start to the reunion, with lots of fun extras — we got Danielle Staub, the hawkish spectre of Kim D., and even a Ramona Singer crossover. Let’s sift through the bodies together and see who’s still got a pulse.

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Ranked: The Top Five 2017 RHONY Gossip Items Most Likely to Have Been Planted by Jill Zarin

Alex may no longer be in Brooklyn, but there’s reason to believe Jill’s still in high school.

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