If you’re anything like us/Vicki Gunvalson, you’re well aware of the Five Languages of Love that you need to fill a love tank. But every now and then, a visionary of the heart comes along to reinvent how we view affection. Click here to find out how you would express your feelings for your partner if you were lucky enough to wake up tomorrow as ball-and-gala girl/molly queen/Black-Jewish Kelly Killoren Bensimon figure/MaloofHoof fave Katie Rost.
Time for some pre-recession archaeology.
They say money can’t buy you class, but thankfully this quiz is free. The Bitchy Witches are here to help you figure out which version of the Countess is living your best life.
Don’t worry, you’re not a Jason; we don’t speak of such creatures here. Take the quiz, then hit us with your skeeziest, slimiest, UES-iest pickup line in the comments.
Part of the greatness of RHOMelbourne (yes, that is the official abbreviation) is its vibrant and lovable supporting cast. Now, thanks to the wonders of ~uQuiz~, you can find out how YOU’D contribute to the social terrors of the state of Victoria!
There’s more than one way to skin a c—uh, take a quiz.
Team Sonja is no less than thirty-five people. Which are you?
Whether you’re having a nice cup of tea between regressions or simply recovering from a screaming match at your own gallery show, we’ve all wondered while perusing Athena X’s Instagram account: which photo of Athena X lovingly interacting with produce and seafood best represents my spirit? Wonder no longer.