We have a deleted Instagram, folks!
Everything seemed to be coming up Countess of late: new boyfriend, successful cabaret, glowing public reception of her slipping her handcuffs and threatening to end a police officer, etc. But suddenly the empire is collapsing…uh, again. Shocking updates await!
Some unexpected pairings, some unsurprising ones, some absurd Orange County shenanigans, and a whooole lotta bullshit about the Atlanta casting process.
In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
(The Housewife, not the country, though both contain multitudes.)
Let’s take a stroll among the ruins of the Zolciak-Biermann empire, shall we?
In which we discuss such hot topics as life and death, love and hate, the specter of racism, and a couple that just really, really likes Hot Topic.
In today’s Round-Up: Stephanie cleans up her new house, Brandi moves into the Big Brother house, Lauri’s son hits the courthouse and LuAnn faces the big house.
In this week’s Round-Up, Tamra plans for the future, Brandi is haunted by her past, and the Countess is present and accounted for.
They say money can’t buy you class, but thankfully this quiz is free. The Bitchy Witches are here to help you figure out which version of the Countess is living your best life.