Alcohol is ever-present on the Real Housewives. It’s the fuel for most of the best confrontations and meltdowns and for that we give it our eternal thanks. This ranking is not a list of swill that the housewives shill, but rather the drinks we see them guzzling back that truly embody their character. Bottoms up.
In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
Because, like the late capitalism it so hyperrealistically depicts, this program inevitably sunders bonds, destroys traditional relationships, and spreads psychic and physical pain.
Take care of yourselves, Witches; if you don’t, you could wind up with fillers in your ears or poison in your breasts.
Let’s take a stroll among the ruins of the Zolciak-Biermann empire, shall we?
Y’all we just witnessed a murder-suicide with the same victim.
Friday night news dump alert! We’re getting our first rumors of how the expected RHOA reshuffle is taking shape, and it’s not beginning with the usual suspects.
Today’s Round-Up features sterling examples of the five basic conflicts of literature: woman vs. friend, woman vs. enemy, woman vs. frenemy, woman vs. husband, and woman vs. Kim Zolciak.
Five episodes to watch while your assistant Photoshops a thigh gap onto a picture of your child.
Here’s a quick catch-up on the latest gossip from season ten of the The Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is shaping up to be a fucking disaster.