Because she sure wants us to think she is.
All about bundles of joy, and also of unpaid cash.
The most important thing about this season was America’s Next Top Model Cycle 2 alumna Xiomara Frans showing up to Katie Rost’s Casino Royale gala.
Name a more iconic duo I’ll fucking wait. Anyway yeah there were some actual cast members too let’s talk about them I guess.
If you’re anything like us/Vicki Gunvalson, you’re well aware of the Five Languages of Love that you need to fill a love tank. But every now and then, a visionary of the heart comes along to reinvent how we view affection. Click here to find out how you would express your feelings for your partner if you were lucky enough to wake up tomorrow as ball-and-gala girl/molly queen/Black-Jewish Kelly Killoren Bensimon figure/MaloofHoof fave Katie Rost.
You only get one chance to make a first impression.