The Round-Up: Oranges, Peaches, and Pairs

Some unexpected pairings, some unsurprising ones, some absurd Orange County shenanigans, and a whooole lotta bullshit about the Atlanta casting process.

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The Round-Up: Life Is But a Dream

Hey y’all! With our intrepid Gossip Townsperson Tay Tay off on a jaunt to CDMX, I decided I’d fill in for a quick update on the goings-on of our favorite anxiety-disorder-cluster sufferers in the pages of the rags! Dive sub-fold for some post-modern shit worthy of Borges.

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Ranked: The Top Five January 2018 RHONY Gossip Items Most Likely to Have Been Planted by Jill Zarin

Everyone handles grief differently. Some fall into depression; others try to scam their way back onto national television.

Jill Zarin is of the latter class, using her dear husband Bobby’s death to launch a month-long flurry of oh-so-subtle press leaks that made her past output pale in comparison. Below, a post-modern tragedy in five gossip-rag acts.

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The Best Bad Reviews of Jill Zarin’s Book, Secrets of a Jewish Mother

It’s the fourth night of Chanukah — we’re halfway there! During the Festival of Lights, give yourself a gift and take some time to cozy up with a good book. Might we suggest Secrets of a Jewish Mother: Real Advice, Real Family, Real Love by Gloria Kamen, Lisa Wexler and Jill Zarin? When read forward, it gives you pithy tips on parenting and life, and when read backwards in a darkened room, it summons a glowing portal to Zarin Fabrics where Jill and Gay Brad will torture you for all eternity. Truly, a book for all occasions.

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