Friday night news dump alert! We’re getting our first rumors of how the expected RHOA reshuffle is taking shape, and it’s not beginning with the usual suspects.
If you can’t handle her sparkle, then good news: she’s fired! Or, if you wanna believe her personal blog, “quits.” Whatever you prefer. Balls voyage, Lydia!
Song for the occasion under the cut.
If you were among the many who were just about to change the channel on RHOC, but were hanging tight for another scintillating Meghan King Edmonds baby storyline, you have your Monday nights back: Meghan is leaving the show after three seasons. She made the announcement this morning via her blog.
While Meghan’s time on the show was only sporadically interesting, she also holds the rare distinction of being one of the few Housewives to spend as long as she did on the show without meaningfully embarrassing herself in any way. Best wishes to Meghan in her life ahead, whether she’s raising her growing family or using her newfound spare time to seek out members of the O’Toole clan in the street.
The Sun is reporting that Leanne Brown from The Real Housewives of Cheshire is calling time after six seasons (or, as the Brits call them, serieseseseseses). Leanne is one of the O.G.s of the franchise, so her departure, if true, will leave a gap, especially given her blood feud with former biffle Dawn Ward over a £500k loan. Sadly, her exit would also put a crimp in the Cheshire producers’ plan to assemble the first Real Housewives cast visible from space. Hopefully the seven women they hire to fill her slot are up to the job.
Sad news for fans of RHONJ. Page Six is reporting that Siggy Flicker will be departing from the show after this season. While this seems like it is probably for the best of her mental health, tragically it will be to the detriment of us viewers.
Notify eeeeeverybody in Melbourne: Toorak gossip queen Janet Roach is calling time on her RHOMelbourne career.