Is everyone ready to relive the epic tale of DeShawn Snow and Lisa Wu Hartwell???
In fairness to Vicki, most men are either gay and/or abusive.
Walter White? Don Draper? Fuck ’em. Vicki Gunvalson is the greatest prestige drama anti-hero in television history.
If you’re reading this over wifi, please disconnect it immediately and immerse yourself in a bathtub full of colloidal silver.
Let he who has never described his dick size to his girlfriend’s daughter or told her husband to beat her cast the first stone.
My quest to watch every housewives franchise has brought me all the way to Cheshire. Join me as I dip my toes in across the pond, why don’t you?
TFW you’re asked to swear on the life of your unborn grandson that you didn’t fuck a stranger in Cabo San Lucas.
Yeah, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
The most important thing about this season was America’s Next Top Model Cycle 2 alumna Xiomara Frans showing up to Katie Rost’s Casino Royale gala.
Name a more iconic duo I’ll fucking wait. Anyway yeah there were some actual cast members too let’s talk about them I guess.
In which we experience every single flavor of terrible husband/boyfriend.