Everything seemed to be coming up Countess of late: new boyfriend, successful cabaret, glowing public reception of her slipping her handcuffs and threatening to end a police officer, etc. But suddenly the empire is collapsing…uh, again. Shocking updates await!
In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
Let’s take a stroll among the ruins of the Zolciak-Biermann empire, shall we?
Condolences to the 92% of us who had Ramona in the RHONY Arrest Pool. Early this (Christmas Eve!!) morning, recording artist/European noblewoman/Skinny Girl creator Luann Nadeau de Lesseps D’Agostino de Lesseps was arrested in Palm Beach (not West Palm thankyouverymuch) for disorderly intoxication, battery of an officer, resisting arrest, and making threats against a public servant. (Fuckin same, am I right?) While being escorted away, she apparently screamed ““I’m going to kill you all!” That’s our girl.
Don’t worry about our dear Countess, though; at least she has something to bond with Tinsley over now.
It’s a bleak world out there and it’s only getting bleaker.
What’s the point of looking for love in this world if Luann D’Agostino can’t make it work? I assume she will be reverting to the Countess as the title is returned to you if your new marriage doesn’t last a year. I think I read that in Class With the Countess: How to Live with Elegance and Flair, anyway.