The Round-Up: Cast Away

It’s a play on words, you see, for we have casting news, and we also wish Bethenny Frankel would be deposited at long last on a desert isle.

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The Round-Up: Sisters in Arms

Today’s Round-Up features sterling examples of the five basic conflicts of literature: woman vs. friend, woman vs. enemy, woman vs. frenemy, woman vs. husband, and woman vs. Kim Zolciak.

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The Round-Up: Bethenny Breaks

In this week’s Round-Up: is Bethenny leaving RHONY? Probably not. Is Kenya leaving RHOA? Probably. Is Jackie leaving the jungle? Oh, hunnies. Set your shine factor to maximum and click the link below.

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Ranked: The Top Five January 2018 RHONY Gossip Items Most Likely to Have Been Planted by Jill Zarin

Everyone handles grief differently. Some fall into depression; others try to scam their way back onto national television.

Jill Zarin is of the latter class, using her dear husband Bobby’s death to launch a month-long flurry of oh-so-subtle press leaks that made her past output pale in comparison. Below, a post-modern tragedy in five gossip-rag acts.

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The Round-Up: See You in Court

In this week’s Round-Up, the former Bravo Z-listers are getting litigious, we’ve got a birthday in the house, and Phaedra is fine, really.

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Breaking Out: The Real Housewives of New York City – Kelly vs. Bethenny

Welcome back to Breaking Out, where I highlight game changing episodes from housewives franchises. As this holiday season kicks off I figured what better way to gift myself and our readers than dipping into RHONY’s archives? While season one of RHONY was a perfectly cromulent debut, the show really took off mid-season two when everyone realized that Kelly was completely sane and in the right and that big bully Bethenny was terrorizing her. Let’s reminisce, shall we?

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Ranked: The Top Five 2017 RHONY Gossip Items Most Likely to Have Been Planted by Jill Zarin

Alex may no longer be in Brooklyn, but there’s reason to believe Jill’s still in high school.

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