If you’ve got an hour to spare, I recommend reading LeeAnne’s entire 1,873-word opus (yes I put it through a word count calculator), clearly typed up as she furiously paused and unpaused her DVR.
Or, rather, The Best of Beavers. Obviously our ladies couldn’t resist laying down even more beaver humor in their blogs, so enjoy this all-damming-mammal edition of #sayitforgetitwriteitregretit.
In which the ladies manage to get upset about such absurd subjects as a surprise baby shower and Dee Simmons’s supposed feelings.
It’s time to take this feature south, y’all. With the RHONY ladies
under a gag order so Bethenny won’t strangle Carole to death winding their season down, their blogging slack has been picked up by the Dallas ladies. And in typical RHOD style, Leeanne is mostly carrying this shit.
The holiday break has given our Big Apple Housewives extra time to ruminate/become embittered about the last episode. Join me sub-fold in celebrating the only good thing American culture has ever produced.
Time for Carole to tag Dorinda in.
In which Carole’s blogging (hyper)activity draws the Sauron’s Eye of Bravo Legal.
At this critical juncture of the season, the other ladies seem to have fully ceded ground to Writer Girl; nobody else posted a blog this week oops. Fortunately Ramona posted last week’s super-late so we can go ahead and cram that in here too!
Carole’s taking shots at B, and she’s not fixing to miss.