The Round-Up: Hot Topics

In which we discuss such hot topics as life and death, love and hate, the specter of racism, and a couple that just really, really likes Hot Topic.

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Ranked: The Most Iconic Housewives Homes

They may have been foreclosed upon in real life, but they’ll live on in our memories.

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Welcome to the Bitchy Witches Halloween Spooktacular!


The first couple of American television is back from beyond the grave, and they’re here to help us scare your socks off!

As you might imagine, this coven of witches does Halloween in style — more beasts than an Amsterdam dinner, more dead bodies than a Phaedra Parks funeral, more gravestones than a Beador marriage counselling session [ed.: this post was obviously written before this joke was so, uh, topical 😬]. So in the spirit of tricks and treats galore, we present The Bitchy Witches Halloween Spooktacular. Every day from Saturday through Halloween Tuesday, check back for spine-tingling, nail-biting, bone-chilling Housewives features that will leave you wondering: am I dying of fright, or is it just Munchausen’s?

Keep an eye on the site for more, and in the meantime, treat yourself to your first scare of the season with the “Thriller” of the Housewives canon, Simon Van Kempen’s pop opus “I Am Real.”