The final leg of the Denmark trip continues Dallas’s hot streak. Literally. Except it’s not hot. You know what I’m talking about. Let’s move on.
What a beautiful bounty of housewives franchises we have airing right now. So much so that I just finally had time to watch Jersey’s premiere today. I am a noted fan of S8 and hope that the renaissance carries on over to this season. How did the premiere fare?
The ladies are still in Miami and no, we still don’t get to meet Shamari this week. What else went down with the peaches? Let’s discuss.
Team Geriatrics (okay fine I’M OLD are you happy).
It’s stated Bitchy Witches policy that No RHONY Seasons Suck, but which are orgasmically wonderful and which merely good? As tantalizing details about S11 emerge, let’s take a journey back through a decade of statement necklaces and cremated dogs.
While the first half of Dallas was missing a little bit of that season two oomph, the Denmark trip is here to rectify things. This ep was lit. Skål.
The ladies of Atlanta are back and I am here to re-hash it for you. Strap yourself and pour a glass of wine with frozen grapes Cynthia-style.
We have a deleted Instagram, folks!
Whistler’s Mother (1871).
This one has been in the works for a while but in honor of tonight’s season 9 premiere I have finally gotten my shit together. New Jersey was perhaps the breakout housewives franchise and Teresa the star after she flipped a table. With almost a decade on the screen under their belt (barring a jail-time hiatus year, of course) Jersey has had its ups and downs. Pop a bottle of Fabellini and let’s relive the best and worst.