Dear editors, we know it’s gonna be continued. Anyway…
The holiday break has given our Big Apple Housewives extra time to ruminate/become embittered about the last episode. Join me sub-fold in celebrating the only good thing American culture has ever produced.
In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
L’enfer, c’est les mimes.
Oh yeah Melissa Gorga was there too,
Below the fold, my lil hot dog dogs and Round-Up dicksuckers.
Clear out your porn stash – I just found the key to instant multiple simultaneous orgasms.
Time for Carole to tag Dorinda in.
Sure, it may feel like neither exists anymore now that the Bellinos are through, but carry on we must!
In case you missed the news that rocked the earth yesterday, once again true love has been proven false. The Bellino marriage is over.