Ranked: The Real Housewives Seasons of 2017

It’s New Year’s Eve, and you’re prettying up for a night on the town (unless you’re checking into rehab — stay strong, Countess!). But before you head out, put down that lip gloss and unplug your straightener, and focus on what’s really important: which of the 2017 iterations of The Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck was the best. In fact, cancel your plans. This could take all night.

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Crappy Birthday!

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It’s birthday season at The Bitchy Witches! Tracey and I both turn 28 this week (if your browser ever crashes looking at this site, that’s the strong Virgo energy). I can think of no better celebration than to look back on great Real Housewives birthday disasters in history. Tuck into a slice of cake and enjoy. Just a small piece for you, Gigi. You have your modelling to think of.

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