As we start puzzling out what psychoses are driving newbies Emily and Gina, let’s take a look back at the nineteen(!) past OC Housewives and determine who’s the best, who’s the worst, and whose surname we wouldn’t remember in a ten-minute Sporcle quiz.
The Big Four are reset to factory conditions, and Gretchen sends a zombie from the past to haunt the OC.
With lucky Season 13 imminently upon us, let’s see how past season openers have served up the drama (or, in the case of the early seasons, the lack thereof).
Ranked subfold, my friends!
Five episodes to watch while a single glistening tear rolls down your cheek.
Some unexpected pairings, some unsurprising ones, some absurd Orange County shenanigans, and a whooole lotta bullshit about the Atlanta casting process.
In fairness to Vicki, most men are either gay and/or abusive.
In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
Sure, it may feel like neither exists anymore now that the Bellinos are through, but carry on we must!
In case you missed the news that rocked the earth yesterday, once again true love has been proven false. The Bellino marriage is over.