The Bitchy Witches woke up to sad news this Sunday morning. Venus Behbahani-Clark will not be returning for another season of Melbourne. Just kidding! See update below.
Alert Elton John: we’ve lost a princess.
From Times Square to the shores of Sicily…
Everything seemed to be coming up Countess of late: new boyfriend, successful cabaret, glowing public reception of her slipping her handcuffs and threatening to end a police officer, etc. But suddenly the empire is collapsing…uh, again. Shocking updates await!
Some unexpected pairings, some unsurprising ones, some absurd Orange County shenanigans, and a whooole lotta bullshit about the Atlanta casting process.
The holiday break has given our Big Apple Housewives extra time to ruminate/become embittered about the last episode. Join me sub-fold in celebrating the only good thing American culture has ever produced.
In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
Oh yeah Melissa Gorga was there too,
Below the fold, my lil hot dog dogs and Round-Up dicksuckers.