#trailerthursday is upon us — it’s time to gorge on sneak previews. Check out the trailers for the new seasons of Melbourne and Beverly Hills under the cut.
After being omitted during the premiere, the RHOA season 10 taglines have finally been released. Hit the jump to find out what you’re going to hear every Sunday from now until you’re dead.
The first ever Bitchy Witches post was about the demise of a relationship both shocking and inevitable. Today, we return to that tradition: after 17 years of marriage, it’s time to close the Beadors. To further complicate matters: it’s the day of the OC reunion taping. I am imagining Shannon’s emotional state is… precarious.
More information as it emerges. The Bitchy Witches are staunchly #teamshannon and thinking of her in this difficult time. Let us all remove a lemon from our bowls in mourning.
We’ve all been there, right?
My favorite detail is that her janky party invite was via Paperless Post, the very same upscale-Evite service Luann used for her save-the-dates. Fun fact: I worked at PP for two years, only to be cruélly laid off two days before my birthday, so I’m gonna go ahead and say that this was entirely their fault and that they should compensate her for emotional distress as well as the cost of hiring an ex-FBI agent as an impromptu bouncer.
(Kidding, kidding, it’s all love/they gave me a juicy severance. I don’t want to make life any harder for the poor guy who had to tweet back at her (sup, Fritz).)
Looks like Michelle really did a number on her body image. Here she is trying out New Zealand’s very first truSculpt 3D fat reduction machine, a totally safe and scientifically proven weight loss device that heats up your subcutaneous tissue to Fat Death Level.
The video itself is actually worth watching (when you’re bored at work), if only for the Jetsons sound effects and the beautiful reminder of Angela’s euphonious voice and easy, natural screen presence.
(I realize this is slim gossip pickings, but with RHOAKL on an unjust and probably permanent hiatus, I’ll take any Angela Stone footage I can get, just as sure as I scrounge for Kelly Killoren Bensimon fixes from the Daily Mail.)
That’s right: Tinscott, whose romance seemed to have such a sturdy foundation of oversharing and coupons, are tragically over. So much for Carole’s matchmaking skills and Dale’s dreams. But hey, maybe Tinz can reconnect with Chad Cute Guy; he’s a year older and wiser now, after all.
In lieu of flowers, please send handles of Tito’s.
As your one-stop shop for Lydia Schiavello updates, we’d be remiss not to let you know about her 49th birthday bash. The significance? Only Gina and Venus were there.
The Prognostication Department here at BW HQ has long predicted a Good (Gamble, Janet, Jackie) versus Evil (Gina, Lydia, Venus) battle for Melbourne S4, so it’s nice to get some (pseudo-)confirmation.
This particular article also predicts a Gamble-centric season, which we’re very much here for, considering that Tracey just named her new dog after Mme. Breaux Wolfe.
Melbourne (finally) premieres in December, so look for even more exciting unsourced tabloid gossip coming soon!