My it’s been a busy gossip week. (Or maybe I’ve just been bored-refreshing my Google Now too much.)
All about bundles of joy, and also of unpaid cash.
Friday night news dump alert! We’re getting our first rumors of how the expected RHOA reshuffle is taking shape, and it’s not beginning with the usual suspects.
In which we discuss such hot topics as life and death, love and hate, the specter of racism, and a couple that just really, really likes Hot Topic.
Okay, no, not really, but why pass up good SEO? In any event, this Round-Up does feature several of the Housewives most likely to attack a pop star with their teeth.
Hey y’all! With our intrepid Gossip Townsperson Tay Tay off on a jaunt to CDMX, I decided I’d fill in for a quick update on the goings-on of our favorite anxiety-disorder-cluster sufferers in the pages of the rags! Dive sub-fold for some post-modern shit worthy of Borges.
If you can’t handle her sparkle, then good news: she’s fired! Or, if you wanna believe her personal blog, “quits.” Whatever you prefer. Balls voyage, Lydia!
Song for the occasion under the cut.
In this week’s Round-Up, we collectively ponder life after Siggy.
Everyone handles grief differently. Some fall into depression; others try to scam their way back onto national television.
Jill Zarin is of the latter class, using her dear husband Bobby’s death to launch a month-long flurry of oh-so-subtle press leaks that made her past output pale in comparison. Below, a post-modern tragedy in five gossip-rag acts.
That’s right: the angels have sent our heroine to Africa.