In case you missed the news that rocked the earth yesterday, once again true love has been proven false. The Bellino marriage is over.
Because, like the late capitalism it so hyperrealistically depicts, this program inevitably sunders bonds, destroys traditional relationships, and spreads psychic and physical pain.
There’s only one way to go after RHOC season 12, right? Up? Here’s to hoping the staged alliance formed at the reunion solves the filming woes of last year.
In which Carole’s blogging (hyper)activity draws the Sauron’s Eye of Bravo Legal.
It’s a play on words, you see, for we have casting news, and we also wish Bethenny Frankel would be deposited at long last on a desert isle.
(The Housewife, not the country, though both contain multitudes.)
At this critical juncture of the season, the other ladies seem to have fully ceded ground to Writer Girl; nobody else posted a blog this week oops. Fortunately Ramona posted last week’s super-late so we can go ahead and cram that in here too!
You are expected to expect the unexpected.
Carole’s taking shots at B, and she’s not fixing to miss.
(Except for thirsty gossip folks like us.)