With Siggy out can New Jersey continue it’s hot streak into season 9? Check out the trailer after the jump.
From Times Square to the shores of Sicily…
In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
Oh yeah Melissa Gorga was there too,
Sure, it may feel like neither exists anymore now that the Bellinos are through, but carry on we must!
Because, like the late capitalism it so hyperrealistically depicts, this program inevitably sunders bonds, destroys traditional relationships, and spreads psychic and physical pain.
It’s a play on words, you see, for we have casting news, and we also wish Bethenny Frankel would be deposited at long last on a desert isle.
You are expected to expect the unexpected.
(Except for thirsty gossip folks like us.)
Take care of yourselves, Witches; if you don’t, you could wind up with fillers in your ears or poison in your breasts.