What a beautiful bounty of housewives franchises we have airing right now. So much so that I just finally had time to watch Jersey’s premiere today. I am a noted fan of S8 and hope that the renaissance carries on over to this season. How did the premiere fare?
This one has been in the works for a while but in honor of tonight’s season 9 premiere I have finally gotten my shit together. New Jersey was perhaps the breakout housewives franchise and Teresa the star after she flipped a table. With almost a decade on the screen under their belt (barring a jail-time hiatus year, of course) Jersey has had its ups and downs. Pop a bottle of Fabellini and let’s relive the best and worst.
It appears that the epic saga of Teresa Giudice’s life has not come to an end yet.
With Siggy out can New Jersey continue it’s hot streak into season 9? Check out the trailer after the jump.
From Times Square to the shores of Sicily…
In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
Oh yeah Melissa Gorga was there too,
Sure, it may feel like neither exists anymore now that the Bellinos are through, but carry on we must!
Because, like the late capitalism it so hyperrealistically depicts, this program inevitably sunders bonds, destroys traditional relationships, and spreads psychic and physical pain.
It’s a play on words, you see, for we have casting news, and we also wish Bethenny Frankel would be deposited at long last on a desert isle.