In which nobody’s exactly on their best behavior.
Oh yeah Melissa Gorga was there too,
Sure, it may feel like neither exists anymore now that the Bellinos are through, but carry on we must!
Because, like the late capitalism it so hyperrealistically depicts, this program inevitably sunders bonds, destroys traditional relationships, and spreads psychic and physical pain.
It’s a play on words, you see, for we have casting news, and we also wish Bethenny Frankel would be deposited at long last on a desert isle.
You are expected to expect the unexpected.
(Except for thirsty gossip folks like us.)
Take care of yourselves, Witches; if you don’t, you could wind up with fillers in your ears or poison in your breasts.
My it’s been a busy gossip week. (Or maybe I’ve just been bored-refreshing my Google Now too much.)
All about bundles of joy, and also of unpaid cash.