The Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reunion Pt. 1 Power Rankings

Continuing the Dallas legacy of dark furniture and weird lighting, the women of New Jersey storm back into our lives to litigate each other’s foyers (hard ‘r’ on foyer, by the way). It was a solid start to the reunion, with lots of fun extras — we got Danielle Staub, the hawkish spectre of Kim D., and even a Ramona Singer crossover. Let’s sift through the bodies together and see who’s still got a pulse.

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Queen for an Episode: The Real Housewives of New Jersey – S08E13

I almost wasn’t able to write this recap of the RHONJ finale. I fell down 18 stairs and suffered a sprained ankle and a contusion. I had to get a CAT scan. But I heard you were talking about me, so here I am, and I’ve got some shit to get off my chest.

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Ranked: The One-Season Wonders

You only get one chance to make a first impression.

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