Continuing the Dallas legacy of dark furniture and weird lighting, the women of New Jersey storm back into our lives to litigate each other’s foyers (hard ‘r’ on foyer, by the way). It was a solid start to the reunion, with lots of fun extras — we got Danielle Staub, the hawkish spectre of Kim D., and even a Ramona Singer crossover. Let’s sift through the bodies together and see who’s still got a pulse.
I almost wasn’t able to write this recap of the RHONJ finale. I fell down 18 stairs and suffered a sprained ankle and a contusion. I had to get a CAT scan. But I heard you were talking about me, so here I am, and I’ve got some shit to get off my chest.
You only get one chance to make a first impression.
As the season finale looms, the Jersey girls spin their wheels. Gotta save something for the ’70s party, I guess.
In today’s round-up, Jeana Keough has a new look, Meghan King Edmonds has some big news, and the late great Siggy Flicker has an army.
Sad news for fans of RHONJ. Page Six is reporting that Siggy Flicker will be departing from the show after this season. While this seems like it is probably for the best of her mental health, tragically it will be to the detriment of us viewers.
How do you say “exhausting” in Italian?