In this week’s Round-Up: is Bethenny leaving RHONY? Probably not. Is Kenya leaving RHOA? Probably. Is Jackie leaving the jungle? Oh, hunnies. Set your shine factor to maximum and click the link below.
Only four seasons in and I already feel like I’m reading the Talmud when I get to these reunions. Below the fold, find out how I adjudicated all the off-camera rumour-mongering and shenanigans into something resembling a coherent ranking.
Hey y’all! With our intrepid Gossip Townsperson Tay Tay off on a jaunt to CDMX, I decided I’d fill in for a quick update on the goings-on of our favorite anxiety-disorder-cluster sufferers in the pages of the rags! Dive sub-fold for some post-modern shit worthy of Borges.
So we beat on, boats against the current, storming ceaselessly out of dinner parties.
Just a little something to tide you over as you wait out your refractory period under the ol’ Croatian cherry tree.
Hell is other Housewives.
Put on your onion goggles everybody; it’s an emotional one.
That’s right: the angels have sent our heroine to Africa.
Drink responsibly, witches!
And in the master’s chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can’t kill the beast