Because she sure wants us to think she is.
The Bitchy Witches woke up to sad news this Sunday morning. Venus Behbahani-Clark will not be returning for another season of Melbourne. Just kidding! See update below.
Alert Elton John: we’ve lost a princess.
You guys, it fucking pains me to type these words. I’ve been holding off on writing about Kenya for a while now – not because of my normal procrastination – but because I wanted this piece to end with her victory lap as she returned for another season against all odds. Sadly, it seems even Kenya Moore can push Bravo too far. Fingers crossed as soon as I hit post that a new report comes out and a peach is officially in her hand.
As we start puzzling out what psychoses are driving newbies Emily and Gina, let’s take a look back at the nineteen(!) past OC Housewives and determine who’s the best, who’s the worst, and whose surname we wouldn’t remember in a ten-minute Sporcle quiz.
Everything seemed to be coming up Countess of late: new boyfriend, successful cabaret, glowing public reception of her slipping her handcuffs and threatening to end a police officer, etc. But suddenly the empire is collapsing…uh, again. Shocking updates await!
In case you missed the news that rocked the earth yesterday, once again true love has been proven false. The Bellino marriage is over.
The rapid implosion of Lady Morgan continues for our televisual enjoyment.
My it’s been a busy gossip week. (Or maybe I’ve just been bored-refreshing my Google Now too much.)