You only get one chance to make a first impression.
It’s New Year’s Eve, and you’re prettying up for a night on the town (unless you’re checking into rehab — stay strong, Countess!). But before you head out, put down that lip gloss and unplug your straightener, and focus on what’s really important: which of the 2017 iterations of The Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck was the best. In fact, cancel your plans. This could take all night.
Content warning: Cary’s relationship with Mark.
Alright, everyone: put down your oversized novelty dildos and pick up your facsimile police reports. Yep, it’s Roundtable Pt. Deux time.
Sorry for the slight delay on this one; our shipment of L22 was sadly pushed back by the manufacturer. Below, we consider, among other things, the primordial entity known as Dee. Join us, won’t you?
This season was my rose; this reunion was my thorn.
Everything’s bigger in Texas, except, thank God, the reunions.