Ranked: The One-Season Wonders

You only get one chance to make a first impression.

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Ranked: The Real Housewives Seasons of 2017

It’s New Year’s Eve, and you’re prettying up for a night on the town (unless you’re checking into rehab — stay strong, Countess!). But before you head out, put down that lip gloss and unplug your straightener, and focus on what’s really important: which of the 2017 iterations of The Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck was the best. In fact, cancel your plans. This could take all night.

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INJUSTICE: Luann Arrested!

Condolences to the 92% of us who had Ramona in the RHONY Arrest Pool. Early this (Christmas Eve!!) morning, recording artist/European noblewoman/Skinny Girl creator Luann Nadeau de Lesseps D’Agostino de Lesseps was arrested in Palm Beach (not West Palm thankyouverymuch) for disorderly intoxication, battery of an officer, resisting arrest, and making threats against a public servant. (Fuckin same, am I right?) While being escorted away, she apparently screamed ““I’m going to kill you all!” That’s our girl.

Don’t worry about our dear Countess, though; at least she has something to bond with Tinsley over now.