My rose in life is RHONY.
After a stunning premiere episode, our ladies of the Big Apple have returned to grace our screens once more. I foolishly made dinner plans for last night and forgot we are now in RHONY WEDNESDAY season so I couldn’t watch live. Brb, blocking off my calendar for 4 months.
In which we discuss such hot topics as life and death, love and hate, the specter of racism, and a couple that just really, really likes Hot Topic.
I have been reborn. All my hours watching and recapping BH is now being paid back to me in dividends. RHONY is back, bitches. What a revelation.
Okay, no, not really, but why pass up good SEO? In any event, this Round-Up does feature several of the Housewives most likely to attack a pop star with their teeth.
With the S10 premiere boner-inducingly close, let’s take a moment to look back on season openers past, shall we?
Today’s Round-Up features sterling examples of the five basic conflicts of literature: woman vs. friend, woman vs. enemy, woman vs. frenemy, woman vs. husband, and woman vs. Kim Zolciak.
Five episodes to watch while you berate the hotel staff.
In this week’s Round-Up: is Bethenny leaving RHONY? Probably not. Is Kenya leaving RHOA? Probably. Is Jackie leaving the jungle? Oh, hunnies. Set your shine factor to maximum and click the link below.