Due to my just skipping last week’s recap I’ve decided to combine the two since we’re still on the cast trip to Berlin this week. And I mean really, did you miss the commentary? The endless discussion of all the pivotal moments? I thought so.
Okay, no, not really, but why pass up good SEO? In any event, this Round-Up does feature several of the Housewives most likely to attack a pop star with their teeth.
This week’s episode of Beverly Hills brings us the fallout from Teddi’s shit-stirring meltdown and a whole lot of death (by boredom, but also canine).
Today’s Round-Up features sterling examples of the five basic conflicts of literature: woman vs. friend, woman vs. enemy, woman vs. frenemy, woman vs. husband, and woman vs. Kim Zolciak.
Just clearing the air about this episode 2 days after it aired. Hope that isn’t a problem for you.
Riding in from the high of that thrilling mid-season trailer, this week’s BH is solidly okay.
Here’s your sleep aid for the night: the RHOBH mid-season trailer. God bless whatever communications intern named this thing “More Drama than Ever Before”; you have a dark fucking sense of humour, my friend.
Bethenny makes her second cameo on Beverly Hills. Was she as insufferable as when she gave Erika Jayne advice on her music videos and branding? High bar to surpass, but I believe in B. There’s another surprise cameo, too…
That wasn’t an oversized tie. It was a coke bib.
Hey y’all! With our intrepid Gossip Townsperson Tay Tay off on a jaunt to CDMX, I decided I’d fill in for a quick update on the goings-on of our favorite anxiety-disorder-cluster sufferers in the pages of the rags! Dive sub-fold for some post-modern shit worthy of Borges.