Halloween Spooktacular: A Salute to Carlton Gebbia

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It’s finally Halloween, witches! Tonight, a lot of people will settle in for their annual viewing of witchy cult classic The Craft. At Bitchy Witches HQ, our hearts belong to a different witch. Here’s our tribute to Carlton Gebbia.

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Halloween Spooktacular: Psychics and Mediums

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If we’re counting off things these rich ladies love (in a plot twist surprising to no one, the true horror is privilege), we must acknowledge psychics. Truly, nothing says “bored with too much money” like paying a stranger to magically divine your future. But as we well know, on these cold autumn days, we must be careful when crossing the veil between worlds. Here are some of the spOoOoOokiest Real Housewives psychics and mediums.

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Ranked: The Friends of the Housewives

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There are those cynics and snobs who would say the Real Housewives are the lowest form of humanity. The enlightened among us laugh. They’ve obviously never met the Friends Of.

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