Take care of yourselves, Witches; if you don’t, you could wind up with fillers in your ears or poison in your breasts.
How in the shit did this season get a three part reunion?
Let’s take a stroll among the ruins of the Zolciak-Biermann empire, shall we?
My it’s been a busy gossip week. (Or maybe I’ve just been bored-refreshing my Google Now too much.)
Can you believe we made it? Did we make it? Am I already dead and stuck on the purgatorial terrace where late Beverly Hills episodes play on loop? Ironically there’s great terrace porn here.
Is this recap as late as Erika?
All about bundles of joy, and also of unpaid cash.
Due to my just skipping last week’s recap I’ve decided to combine the two since we’re still on the cast trip to Berlin this week. And I mean really, did you miss the commentary? The endless discussion of all the pivotal moments? I thought so.
Okay, no, not really, but why pass up good SEO? In any event, this Round-Up does feature several of the Housewives most likely to attack a pop star with their teeth.
This week’s episode of Beverly Hills brings us the fallout from Teddi’s shit-stirring meltdown and a whole lot of death (by boredom, but also canine).