“Hi, Shamea… yeah, it’s us again. NeNe won’t film, so… yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that’s fine. If you want to patch things up with — okay, sure. Yeah. A fight? Yeah, sure, whoever. How about Kenya? Sure. Sure. Okay, thanks again. See you Sunday. Bye.”
Is Cynthia’s man a grifter? Will Kenya’s husband ever show his face? Did Eva fuck Missy Elliott? Seriously, I’ve been wondering for years. Hit play to experience that #potledom life.
I’d ask you to give me your phones, but then most of you wouldn’t be able to read this week’s recap. So please put them on silent instead.
Did you know the Hamptons are actually in Atlanta? Fill your teacup with vodka cran and we’ll tell you all about it.
You only get one chance to make a first impression.
It’s New Year’s Eve, and you’re prettying up for a night on the town (unless you’re checking into rehab — stay strong, Countess!). But before you head out, put down that lip gloss and unplug your straightener, and focus on what’s really important: which of the 2017 iterations of The Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck was the best. In fact, cancel your plans. This could take all night.
In today’s round-up, Jeana Keough has a new look, Meghan King Edmonds has some big news, and the late great Siggy Flicker has an army.