The ladies are still in Miami and no, we still don’t get to meet Shamari this week. What else went down with the peaches? Let’s discuss.
While the first half of Dallas was missing a little bit of that season two oomph, the Denmark trip is here to rectify things. This ep was lit. Skål.
The ladies of Atlanta are back and I am here to re-hash it for you. Strap yourself and pour a glass of wine with frozen grapes Cynthia-style.
This one has been in the works for a while but in honor of tonight’s season 9 premiere I have finally gotten my shit together. New Jersey was perhaps the breakout housewives franchise and Teresa the star after she flipped a table. With almost a decade on the screen under their belt (barring a jail-time hiatus year, of course) Jersey has had its ups and downs. Pop a bottle of Fabellini and let’s relive the best and worst.
Well I don’t know how you’re spending your Monday afternoon but I am now spending mine researching cell phone cloning. Curious?
I hope you enjoy this picture of true love and natural chemistry. Who can’t say the Deubers are relationship #goals? Anyway it’s kind of a fake-out ep because they don’t actually board the plane to Copenhagen until the last 2 minutes of the episode, but let’s delve into what happened in Dallas.
This week Dallas brings the mamas into it.
You’ll have to excuse my spotty Dallas coverage the past few weeks as I have been moving and unlike certain housewives I do not have a team of people doing it for me while I vacation in Colombia. I have been watching and I have thoughts, so let me catch up on the past few weeks of Dallas.
It appears that the epic saga of Teresa Giudice’s life has not come to an end yet.
No episode of Dallas is complete without a…kangaroo right? Also I chose this week’s header image solely because I died as Stephanie’s dog wildly pawed in the background while the models were taking their shirts off.