My rose in life is RHONY.
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7 million families live in gated communities.
My rose in life is RHONY.
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Can you believe we made it? Did we make it? Am I already dead and stuck on the purgatorial terrace where late Beverly Hills episodes play on loop? Ironically there’s great terrace porn here.
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Is this recap as late as Erika?
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Part two of the reunion can only mean one thing: Kimberleigh Zolciak Biermann. This was a hard one to rank as half the ladies settled into comfortable silence and the friends picked up the slack.
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After a stunning premiere episode, our ladies of the Big Apple have returned to grace our screens once more. I foolishly made dinner plans for last night and forgot we are now in RHONY WEDNESDAY season so I couldn’t watch live. Brb, blocking off my calendar for 4 months.
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Well Atlanta always delivers on their reunions, now don’t they? Shame the season couldn’t have been more like this. Who came out on top?
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I have been reborn. All my hours watching and recapping BH is now being paid back to me in dividends. RHONY is back, bitches. What a revelation.
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Due to my just skipping last week’s recap I’ve decided to combine the two since we’re still on the cast trip to Berlin this week. And I mean really, did you miss the commentary? The endless discussion of all the pivotal moments? I thought so.
The Atlanta finale has happened. Did they manage to tie together the 3000 storylines of the season into a neat little bow? Did we achieve closure on the season’s biggest beefs? …
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It’s time for the season’s penultimate episode. Is this where all of the flailing plotlines finally pull together into something cohesive? Spoiler alert: no.