Now that the RHONY ladies have survived The Boat Trip From Hell they are back to terrorizing the city of New York. Nobody does it better.
I had prepared to write this post just after the season ended in lieu of a reunion ranking. After the painful slog that was season 8 my desire to spill another drop of electronic ink on Beverly Hills was non-existent. Now months later, I am once again disappointed and infuriated by this show as casting information emerges with season 9 filming. Let’s all take a deep breath and brace ourselves for more of the same.
The Bitchy Witches woke up to sad news this Sunday morning. Venus Behbahani-Clark will not be returning for another season of Melbourne. Just kidding! See update below.
Can you believe it girls, we got (to) the yacht! Did the moment live up to it’s hype? Sink below the jump and let’s discuss.
This episode actually was not the sinking ship to be featured on this Colombian vacation.
Alcohol is ever-present on the Real Housewives. It’s the fuel for most of the best confrontations and meltdowns and for that we give it our eternal thanks. This ranking is not a list of swill that the housewives shill, but rather the drinks we see them guzzling back that truly embody their character. Bottoms up.
You guys, it fucking pains me to type these words. I’ve been holding off on writing about Kenya for a while now – not because of my normal procrastination – but because I wanted this piece to end with her victory lap as she returned for another season against all odds. Sadly, it seems even Kenya Moore can push Bravo too far. Fingers crossed as soon as I hit post that a new report comes out and a peach is officially in her hand.
Finally we have arrived in Colombia. This week we see what happens before the ship sinks.
Better late than never, sue me alright I’m sorry, I’m not perfect! Don’t have much to do with the wives before their big cast trip? No problem, send them to a speed dating event. Magic ensues.
Clear out your porn stash – I just found the key to instant multiple simultaneous orgasms.