Here’s your sleep aid for the night: the RHOBH mid-season trailer. God bless whatever communications intern named this thing “More Drama than Ever Before”; you have a dark fucking sense of humour, my friend.
Five episodes to watch while you berate the hotel staff.
In this week’s Round-Up: is Bethenny leaving RHONY? Probably not. Is Kenya leaving RHOA? Probably. Is Jackie leaving the jungle? Oh, hunnies. Set your shine factor to maximum and click the link below.
Welcome to this week’s Catching Up! Wipe your feet on the way in the door. Mind the doormat; it’s a bit small.
Season 13 of The Real Housewives of Orange County has started filming, and after the notorious dud that was season 12, it feels like an opportune time to look to the past and take stock. What worked, and what sucked? Throw on your Sky Top, iron your dress pants, and dust off your J. Lo sunglasses. It’s time to rank every season of RHOC, from worst to best.
Buenas tardes, mis brujas! As Gerard mentioned, I’m currently pasando mis vacaciones en la Ciudad de México, so I’ve been very busy going and doing. But amongst it all, I’m happy to say I’ve found time to catch up with the peaches of Atlanta on a vacation of their own to Barcelona. As they say in both México and España, “más vale tarde que nunca.” Hop on a plane and join us.
Five episodes to watch while completing a child’s word jumble.
Attention, friends! It is I, Drunk Marlo Hampton. This is an announcement. Queen for an Episode: Atlanta is hereby postponed indefinitely, in favour of a new format: Catching Up, a.k.a. whatever random observations I can pull out of my ass, chucked together like a big tossed salad (Porsha approved this vegan analogy).
If you can’t handle her sparkle, then good news: she’s fired! Or, if you wanna believe her personal blog, “quits.” Whatever you prefer. Balls voyage, Lydia!
Song for the occasion under the cut.
In this week’s Round-Up, we collectively ponder life after Siggy.