Please ensure that your fedora is firmly secured in place before descending below the fold.
If you’ve got an hour to spare, I recommend reading LeeAnne’s entire 1,873-word opus (yes I put it through a word count calculator), clearly typed up as she furiously paused and unpaused her DVR.
Got a surly pancreas? Pensive colon? Settle down with some Patron shots, some Tito’s and soda, and a quick discussion of the latest RHOC.
Hello and welcome to the best RHOC episode since 2016! For the sake of their own health, those with atrial fibrillation are advised to put on the most ridiculous outfit they can bear to be seen in.
Or, rather, The Best of Beavers. Obviously our ladies couldn’t resist laying down even more beaver humor in their blogs, so enjoy this all-damming-mammal edition of #sayitforgetitwriteitregretit.
Who doesn’t love a Fun Season of the Housewives? As long as there are Shannon storm-outs aplenty, of course.
In which the ladies manage to get upset about such absurd subjects as a surprise baby shower and Dee Simmons’s supposed feelings.
Because she sure wants us to think she is.
Welcome to Orange County, where the woman whose husband may or may not die of a heart condition is the lucky one.