My stone heart didn’t know how to process all the intensely emotional shit this episode threw at us. Thank God, as always, that we had the Grand Dame there to order the salmon and the calamari.
My it’s been a busy gossip week. (Or maybe I’ve just been bored-refreshing my Google Now too much.)
Before we begin, a nod to Charrisse, whose bizarre muppet-face reactions to conflict and retconning a BFFmance with Monique out of thin air show that she’s far better suited to being a Friend Of. Now onward!
All about bundles of joy, and also of unpaid cash.
Yeah, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
I expected more Potomac mediocrity from this season if we’re honest, but then Karen Huger came at me like a wolf with a butcher knife in the weeds. I’m hooked, y’all.
Friday night news dump alert! We’re getting our first rumors of how the expected RHOA reshuffle is taking shape, and it’s not beginning with the usual suspects.
In which we discuss such hot topics as life and death, love and hate, the specter of racism, and a couple that just really, really likes Hot Topic.
A decent Potomac episode? This really is April Fools’ Day.