Sorry for the slight delay on this one; our shipment of L22 was sadly pushed back by the manufacturer. Below, we consider, among other things, the primordial entity known as Dee. Join us, won’t you?
There’s more than one way to skin a c—uh, take a quiz.
Team Sonja is no less than thirty-five people. Which are you?
Catching up on this newbie of a series was never a priority for me, but its emerging cult status has drawn me in. Below, seven quick takeaways from watching season 1 of LeeAnne and Friends.
Atlanta S10 is debuting this Sunday, and with it a new Friend Of: occasional actress Eva Marcille. As reality television archivists, however, we remember Eva Marcille as Eva Pigford, winner of America’s Next Top Model “Cycle” 3, and everything we remember demonstrates a great deal of Housewiving promise. Let’s get revved up for whatever random grime Eva’s about to throw at us with a trip through her storied, Tyra-tinged herstory, shall we?
*Twirls next to poorly rendered graphic of soon-to-be-divorced husband*
We’ve all been there, right?
My favorite detail is that her janky party invite was via Paperless Post, the very same upscale-Evite service Luann used for her save-the-dates. Fun fact: I worked at PP for two years, only to be cruélly laid off two days before my birthday, so I’m gonna go ahead and say that this was entirely their fault and that they should compensate her for emotional distress as well as the cost of hiring an ex-FBI agent as an impromptu bouncer.
(Kidding, kidding, it’s all love/they gave me a juicy severance. I don’t want to make life any harder for the poor guy who had to tweet back at her (sup, Fritz).)