Team Geriatrics (okay fine I’M OLD are you happy).
It’s stated Bitchy Witches policy that No RHONY Seasons Suck, but which are orgasmically wonderful and which merely good? As tantalizing details about S11 emerge, let’s take a journey back through a decade of statement necklaces and cremated dogs.
We have a deleted Instagram, folks!
Whistler’s Mother (1871).
Sorry for the delay on this one, but I always need to take some time alone to *process* whenever Shannon Beador’s been attacked.
I mean, it is The Shannon Show, but point taken, Gina.
This Jamaica trip could have been way more racist than it was so, uh, kudos, ladies! I guess. Now we just need to survive an Atlanta trip to Japan and a New Jersey trip to Turkey…
I don’t really have anything pithy to say here, so I’d like to point out that Shannon and Kelly met at a restaurant called “Eat Chow” and that has to be a new low/high in absurd OC restaurant names. Who says that this show can’t still surprise us thirteen seasons in?
I hope you’re noticing a very key detail in the above tablescape.
Please ensure that your fedora is firmly secured in place before descending below the fold.