The ladies of Atlanta are back and I am here to re-hash it for you. Strap yourself and pour a glass of wine with frozen grapes Cynthia-style.
1. Terrible teens. Riley is looking amazing but I was more into her hilarious teenage attitude. I hope she makes life hell for Kandi and Todd and continues calling them out for their questionable decisions.
2. Ringback. Did you catch that Kandi ringback when Porsha called to invite her to Miami? Any time you want to contact Kandi Burruss you must hear at least one song from this washed-up maniac. I bet her phone’s ringtone is some Xscape song because who still uses musical ringtones in 2018? Kandi, whose music is also stuck in the aughts. No shade intended, the 2000s were great for music.
3. The inevitable. This episode was veeeery Porsha heavy. She must have had at least 50% of the airtime. I am notably not a fan of Porsha, and I’m especially salty about her continued presence considering we had to say goodbye to Kenya. That being said, I felt like all of her airtime this episode was setting up the inevitable reveal of whatever shady shit her new beau Dennis has going on. Things have already been spilling out a bit in real-time media but I’m still waiting for the bombshell. Place your bets now.
1. Kill all cancer. Guys, Gregg’s cancer battle has me all kinds of emotional. Despite being a huge Brooks cancer scam fan I do see how devastating actual cancer is and Gregg is my favourite Atlanta spouse so I refuse to lose him. Fingers crossed he pulls through but I don’t see Nene getting too in the mix this season (understandably) while they’re dealing with this. Sad, sad stuff.