Who doesn’t love a Fun Season of the Housewives? As long as there are Shannon storm-outs aplenty, of course.
I still don’t particularly care for her, but her situation with Shane is so weird, and her willingness to drop a conflict bomb on Shannon Beador so thirsty, that I give her points for now.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – RHOC newbies hating Shannon Beador is a tradition more valuable to me than Christmas.
Ooo the Absent Husband storyline begins. I told you we will literally never see this man on this show. Not even in pictures.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – Also played a good role as Telephonist No. 2 in the absurd “Shane is David” storyline.
Woke Soup Kitchen Volunteer Kelly Dodd is the People’s Princess y’all. She may be dumber than her own middle-school-aged daughter, but Kelly still realizes that the most important principle of being a Housewife is that the vast majority of the audience has a goldfish memory.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – WE. ARE. EM-PUH-THI-ZING. Kelly as warrior of peace is also absurd and hilarious.
Planking is literally the absence of action or motion and Shannon can even make that hilarious. The entire history of vaudeville has been leading us here.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – Daily reminder that Shannon’s maiden name is literally Storms because we got our…80th? gorgeous Shannon storm-off (feat. a brief storm-back) of her time on this show.
Annnd Tamra has taken the wooden spoon out of the pantry again. I can’t say I’m mad; even a Fun Season needs acrimony between close friends.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – That fucking scooter is already one of the most iconic Housewives props ever.
Another classic episode of Vicki ducking behind shrubbery, hiding under tables, etc., letting drama happen as long as it didn’t involve her.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ – We all agree that if she doesn’t lock Steve down her only chance for marriage is Satan himself, yes?