Okay, it’s not quite Tupac vs. Biggie, but we’ve got a new East Coast/West Coast rivalry on our hands.
I’m personally very excited to buy a pre-made, Shannon-devised meal of…cream cheese-stuffed salmon…from QVC. Dream bod here I come!
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – That said, I would absolutely, for real real, pay for a subscription service that periodically sends me Shannon meltdown montages like this episode’s.
Tamra wheeling around on that lil scooter is some of the finest physical comedy this side of, well, Vicki Gunvalson. Next time I sage my apartment I’m absolutely doing it on wheels, fuck walking around like some pleb.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – Taking Vicki with you to visit any medical professional is a ballsy move.
Ah, there’s our demon narcissist queen. The one-two punch of *insisting!!!* on respect from Kelly and denying Gina sandbox rights made for a fantastic buffet of Vicki nightmare tendencies.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ – Hm I wonder who the source was for this June gossip item about Gina being demoted to Friend Of,
If we have to put up with an entire season of “Shane studies for the bar”…I’m just saying, Mrs. Judge, ball is in your court to spread some nasty rumors about this weird-ass marriage.
Rating: ⭐ – I think I’ve figured out what it is about Emily’s physical appearance that weirds me out; I’m off to check Jennifer Coolidge’s IMDB.
Whew, some signs of life from a newbie! I like Gina’s Long Island energy, it’s unique and refreshing in the same way that Heather Dubrow’s Manhattan energy was unique and enervating. And of course any Vicki versus a hapless newbie conflict is absolute gold.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – If you’re looking for signs that the Tamra/Shannon/Vicki detente is fundamentally bullshit, look no further than the above-pictured rocking chair summit where Tamra’s basically prodding Gina to keep needling Vicki.
A fun light-hearted Kelly Dodd romp for those who shy away from her edgier material. I defy you not to just die at her summoning her ~spine doctor~ slampiece to touch tongues in each other’s mouths smack dab in the middle of a girls’ night out.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ – Kelly’s obviously in the right in her conflict with Vicki but really the important thing here is that the situation never gets resolved and becomes as petty as possible over time. I believe that Agent Dodd is just the woman for this mission.