Housewives Casualty Alert: Royal Retirement – Updated

The Bitchy Witches woke up to sad news this Sunday morning. Venus Behbahani-Clark will not be returning for another season of Melbourne. Just kidding! See update below.

The news was broken by the veritable fount of information real_housewives_love on Instagram. While Venus only gave us one season, it was memorably studded with her alienesque lack of social skills like the “chubbalucks” bullying story or calling Sally a dyke because she called her short.

It makes sense that Venus and husband James will be relocating to the UK. The Lord and Lady will need to return to reign over their 1 sqft plot of land. No word yet on which area of the UK they are headed to. Perhaps Cheshire? Venus is just the kind of weirdo that Ester needs to run around with.

Bittersweet though it is, I wonder if her departure will pave the way for the rumored return of Pettifleur? The BWs have our fingers crossed.

Update: Well colour me shocked? A Real Housewives Instagram account may not have been the most accurate source of information.

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As of yesterday Venus denied the rumour of her move back to the UK though that does not mean for certain she will be returning for another season. Some housewives will deny their firing until the last minute (*cough* Phaedra) so until filming begins we likely won’t hear word. Unfortunately the Oceanic gossip is much harder to come by than that of the stateside franchises.

 

6 thoughts on “Housewives Casualty Alert: Royal Retirement – Updated

  1. Aw, Venus was a great player in S4 of RHOMelbourne. I still my find myself smiling when I recall her telling Gina and Lydia how a bully shat in her lunchbox. Would have loved to see more of her.

  2. DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT GILDA KIRKPATRICK WISHED VENUS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON HER IG??? Gilda of RHoAuckland fame (#RIP).

    They should entice one of the Auckland women (NOT Julia) to ‘move’ to Melbourne lol. J/k, actually I thought Venus was a great addition to Melbourne and (deep breath) I prefer her to Pettifleur. The cast as it currently stands is perfection IMO.

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