Ah, one last To Be Continued. God bless you, Potomac S3, you blueballing minx.
The Samuels are actually starting to terrify me with how functional they are. Who made you this way?! Or, rather, didn’t fuck you up irretrievably in childhood. I suppose being fabulously wealthy helps.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – Can somebody explain the appeal of cigars to me?
I’d say “at least she provided content this time” but I don’t care about her content. Wow house flipping. If only a cable network existed that had 8 million shows about this subject.
Rating: ⭐⭐ – “A dude from Pizza Hut” is the best capsule summary of Robyn Dixon I have yet to hear.
GET A DIVORCE AND STOP SPEAKING TO YOUR SHITTY MOM!!!! God, I mean, I still really like Ashley, and I *get* that she needs to generate solo footage, but holy shit girl you are pretty and smart cut off these vile parasites and live your best life!!!!! Who cares if you’re penniless as a result I guarantee you you will always have more money than Robyn.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – Wondering why they weren’t just eating the pizza is the most I’ve ever related to Ashley Darby. Also loved to see how deeply in her element she was when they started puzzling over how to pull their Karen scheme. This shit is exactly why Ashley signed up for this show.
I can’t even handle how many D’Andra/Dee flashbacks Candiace and her mom give me. Anyway I also want to use this space to discuss this article, in which *Robyn Dixon* claims that Candiace is a disappointing Housewife. G i r l .
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – More Crystal please.
I don’t know was there really any specific Gizelle content this episode? I’m giving her and Robyn and Ashley all bonus stars because I’ve been eagerly awaiting The Pizza Delivery but I can’t think of anything else here I really care about.
Rating: ⭐⭐ – Oh God, KAL, remember Kal? Simpler times (when I still thought I might like Gizelle).
I liiived for the ominous shots of the Great Falls home, and equally too I lived for Karen’s summit with Matt (who’s gotta be the best Potomac supporting player at this point, right??). Mary Tyler Moore is kicking herself right now that she didn’t steal that scene of elaborately setting a dinner table for nobody in particular midday for Ordinary People.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ – Honestly? We’re Great Falls truthers. Please subscribe to our YouTube channel.