Alert Elton John: we’ve lost a princess.
Carole announced her (somewhat unsurprising) exit from RHONY today. This being Carole, her statement is of course replete with passive-aggressive jabs at Guess Who, including “I’m thrilled to leave frenemies behind” and “I will remember this entire experience with delight, humor, and a veracious accuracy.”
We Witches have to admit we’re a bit sad to see Carole go, given her recent resurgence after a couple of dull seasons, but if the early reports from the reunion are accurate at least she’s going out on a triumphant note.
How will y’all remember Writer Girl? Sound off, kids.