Some unexpected pairings, some unsurprising ones, some absurd Orange County shenanigans, and a whooole lotta bullshit about the Atlanta casting process.
- Jill Zarin and Lindsay Lohan: like peanut butter and jelly.
- Tinsley and Scott, you’ll be absolutely gobsmacked to hear, are back on, and already touring Venice together. Darling angels. I suppose I wouldn’t want to miss out on celebrating America’s birthday by doing some fat rails off the Declaration of Independence either.
- Let’s hear it for the Rainbow Tour, it’s been an incredible success.
- The ever-reliable MediaTakeOut.Com is claiming that the ever-truthful Phaedra Parks has wrested back her peach. We, uh, are not holding our breaths, but sure, exciting, can’t wait for this to actually happen, etc.
- Vicki hates Ryan. Ryan hates Vicki. Briana and Ryan love Donn. Vicki and Mike hate Donn. The Magnificent Gunvalsons, everybody.
- Prepare your Kleenex, ladies: Jim Bellino has already moved on to a new lady, meaning you’ve missed your tantalizing window of opportunity.