(The Housewife, not the country, though both contain multitudes.)
- Montauk Highway has had her revenge on Ramona Singer: while driving down the official boundary between the Haves and the Have Nots, our dear heroine totaled her Maserati in a fender bender with a Mazda. “Sources said she was hit in the face by an airbag and went to the hospital before heading to a dinner party,” reports Page Six in a further update, and honestly you could finish any sentence about Ramona’s adventures and misadventures in life with “before heading to a dinner party,” couldn’t you?
- Lu got her plea deal, baby! Proud of you hun xx. Enjoy this Daily Mail article about it, packed with equal parts egregious typos and references to the Countess’s musical oeuvre. One should know…
- Meanwhile, back in Florida where it all began, Tinsley of all people is defending Lu’s honor against the scoundrel Tom D’Agostino. Are you #teampalm or #teamwestpalm? Weigh in now!!
- “My best friend And companion Ginger almost drowned this weekend. She definitely saw Bobby as her Tiny frail body lay limp with her tongue hanging out of her lifeless body. My friend revived her and I believe Bobby sent her back to me. She is recovering at home but has become blind and is walking in circles . @drcindybressler says it could be temporary and will know more after a Nuerologist sees her and ophthalmologist to assess her cataracts. She is 14 and we are losing her. But she is a fighter and we will do everything possible to even have her 1 more day. Thank you @townesouthanimalhospital for saving her. #prayforginger #mybestfriend #icantloseyou”
- OBSERVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE BEFORE READING THIS BULLET POINT PLEASE AND THANK YOU. Now grab yourself a stiff drink, because Miss USA has evidently scammed the USA for the last time. The least likely contract renewal in Housewives history (outside of Porsha Williams, that is 🙄) was apparently unlikely for a reason, because the producers are just about done with…well, all this. I’d say their loss, but it’s really ours; since when is a real wedding more fun than a fake baby? That said I am a known acolyte of Miss Eva
PigfordMarcille so sure give her a peach whatever. Just know that in the antiverse Kenya and Phaedra are trading barbs across Antimatter Andy Cohen at the S11 reunion.