💫STAR SEARCH💫: The Real Housewives of Potomac, S03E05

Do I need a dedicated Charrisse Watch for these eps? WHAT IS CHRIS PAYING FOR WITH HIS BROWN DICK?!!?!?

Monique

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Even in a season where I’m enjoying Gizelle more, I’ll always appreciate Mo’s shade toward her. I’m also very glad and impressed that this Monique-Charrisse friendship, which we’ve supposedly known of all along???, was, of course, inevitably, just a pretext for Charrisse dogging her out with her loose lips. I never imagined I’d care, but sure, bring back Charrisse. The thirst is intense.

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – There’s definitely a shortage of ginger products on the market right now~

Robyn

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Oh, you’ve had money troubles, which is why you have an issue with Ashley. Cool.

Rating: ⭐ – If she is not giving me new content why should I!!! I can’t even get a fun still and the woman fell over in a zorb.

Ashley

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I was okay with Darby marriage issues when they entailed Ashley cursing Michael out at the top of her lungs in public; this mom shit is both too dark and too boring.

Rating: ⭐⭐ – The one truly enjoyable Ashley takeaway I have from this episode is in the preview, where she positively b e a m s as Candiace rips into (her now-good friend, mind) Gizelle.

Candiace

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Finally, a Candiace showcase! And yes, she is crazy, just like a good pageant queen should be. I think my favorite indication of this madness was her immediately imprinting on Gizelle’s pre-nup suggestion and deeming Chris’s being chill with it a sign of his marriageability…meanwhile it’s her mom’s money anyway?!?! But of course expecting these ladies to engage in outdoor zorb soccer and eat dinner sans napkins was the real centerpiece. Uh, notwithstanding Chris’s brown dick.

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – Every season a new Potomac Housewife is ravaged by the elders, only to rise back up more powerful than they ever could have imagined. Enjoy next week, Candi.

Gizelle

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Ehhh a backslide. The Monique hate has never been a good look, because Mo always absolutely creams her in arguments, and the rest was…standard Old Gizelle. Nothing to write home about.

Rating: ⭐⭐ – OH but kudos for pointing out that Robyn is living in…exactly the same house, down the street.

Karen

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A very lowkey ep (Karen loves Rayvin!, okay good to know) but the Wig Adjustment was enough, plus the natural Karen Huger Bonus she gets this season, to have me feeling positively.

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ – Mmm yes get Candiace onboard as a soldier. That one’ll pay off at reunions, trust.

2 thoughts on “💫STAR SEARCH💫: The Real Housewives of Potomac, S03E05

  1. This was probably the weakest episode of the season but I still enjoyed it and it was nice seeing Candiace breakout. I think she has good energy for this show and like you said, she’s crazy. I think you need a dedicated Charrisse watch I read she demoted herself to focus on her divorce or something like that but the audible fight to keep her (champagne glass?) is coming through on screen anyways for presumably next season and I’m here for it. Wish she somehow stuck on and Robyn got demoted instead. She’s the only housewife they don’t *need* on the show imo.

    Also love how Ashley is storyboarding her storyarc this season I admire the effort she puts in for the viewer, even if said storyline is kinda uncomfortable.

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