Can anything continue to let me down the way these Beverly Hills ladies do? Can these recaps get any worse? Let’s find out.
1. Fever. There was no way Dorit singing and dancing for PK’s birthday wasn’t going to be a hot mess. There’s something so intrinsically humiliating about performing for your husband when you aren’t a performer. In front of all of his friend’s and family. Also I am enjoying Dorit constantly flexing about the money they don’t have. Never give up the dream, girl.
1. Rinna. Where’s my Rinna at? Lord knows I love Dorit being a fuck up every second of every episode but it’s not enough. Rinna had one tiny scene about her acting career and then was barely shown at the party. One could assume that maybe Rinna is lying low after last season but…that doesn’t seem like Rinna. I’m going to need some major shit stirring to happen from her.
2. Erika. Do I like Erika Jayne/Girardi? Yes. Has she done anything this season? No. She’s been incredibly under the radar other than her little tiff with Teddi. She’s barely filming with the other women. The only enjoyable thing she’s bringing so far this season is her friendship with Dorit.
3. That fight. Ugh. Taylor and I both predicted this episode would be a 3/10 and 4/10 respectively. We ended up at a 2/10. How can this show suck so badly? Well, I know the answer and I’ll be posting about the (obvious) BH problems soon. But yeah, I’m not here for a dumb fight about etiquette although I did appreciate the other housewives minorly involving themselves. Camille was right. Dorit herself is the most obnoxious human on earth but she keeps getting into it with Teddi which is never going to give us fireworks.