That’s right: the angels have sent our heroine to Africa.
Thanks to the beloved Ben Gillies, who has taken over Jackie’s IG account, we here at BW HQ have learned that our Queen of Shine herself is competing on the show we remember best as a swirling vortex of social terror committed by Janice Dickinson and Speidi. She will be competing against the likes of Bernard Tomic and Tiffany. Yes, THE Tiffany.
Speaking for myself I have only the vaguest recollection of how this show even works, but we’re obviously rooting for Jackie to survive her “Tucker Trial” (???) or, failing that, to escape her pretty obvious first boot destiny. Stay tuned; we’re probably not watching most of this shit (it’s like thirty episodes or something, like why the fuck isn’t her Housewives season this long) but we’ll certainly be wiki-following.