RHOC Casting Gossip: Lydia Out; Meghan Stays; Gretchen Rossi Unsealed from Her Cursed Tomb After 10,000 Years to Plague Mankind???

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The hits keep coming as Radar Online makes more grave predictions in the wake of Peggy Sulahian’s alleged firing. The latest victim? Lydia McLaughlin, who used her return to serve up a hot course of judgment, prudishness and gaslighting. Those who want to keep up with Lydia’s adventures will simply need to renew their subscription to Nobleman Magazine, the periodical for men who love getting hot shaves from dudes with hand tattoos of scissors.

Radar also insists that, contrary to previous scuttlebutt, Meghan King Edmonds will improbably return yet again. Radar claims that Meghan’s pregnancy announcement gave the producers no choice, which… I mean, I see choices there, but okay. For a frame of reference, if Meghan pulls this off, she’ll have been a Housewife longer than Brandi Glanville and tied with Yolanda Hadid. So let that sink in.

And last, and certainly least, and I hesitate to even type this because acknowledging it makes it known to the universe and as we all know, The Secret works: Radar claims that *takes two stiff shots of vodka in rapid succession* GRETCHEN is a potential returnee. For the record, I do not believe this means anything other than Gretchen was the one who sold the story to Radar Online (shades of “fan favourite Jill Zarin”). Still, we must all come to grips with the fact that Slade Smiley may yet outlive us all. Make peace with your god(s) now.

3 thoughts on “RHOC Casting Gossip: Lydia Out; Meghan Stays; Gretchen Rossi Unsealed from Her Cursed Tomb After 10,000 Years to Plague Mankind???

  1. there are other housewives i think i hate more (heather dubrow!), but i was never more ready to never see someone again than i was at the end of season 8. god. meghan AGAIN miraculously forcing her way into another season would make me lol though. do any past oc ‘wives want to ruin vicki? bring those ones back. is lauri peterson alive? i bet her solo storylines could put balls voyage to shame. i respect that this is a safe space so i’ll cut my rhoc returnee wishlist off here.

    1. for a franchise i love, the back catalogue of rhoc is strangely littered with housewives i despise. the only oc ‘wives i would remotely entertain as returning are alexis, lynne, and if they wanna chuck it way back, an older, wiser jo de la rosa. everyone else can stay dead.

  2. Meghan, girl. I like her but her time is UP.

    Gretchen can *MAYBE* be a Friend Of in my book, I do like the idea of her coming back only for the new Vicki/Tamra/Shannon alliance to murder her.

    I think if they cast two brand new wives they should go for a Margaret-type (A) and a hot mess-type (B).
    (A) will endear fans and mesh well with the bulk of the cast while (B) will be the pot stirrer the season will need. If Meghan is truly back then please have her in direct conflict with one of the new wives.

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