Break Out the King Prawn Ring: Kerry Katona May Be Joining The Real Housewives of Cheshire (and Ampika’s Coming Back?)

After a week of swirling rumours, Kerry Katona appears to have confirmed that she’s joining The Real Housewives of Cheshire. While nothing’s official yet, Kerry has used the immediate wake of her firing from Atomic Kitten (after a bitter feud with Natasha Hamilton) to move in with Ampika and make some vague Instagram posts about “starting the next chapter.” Sounds legit to us.

If you’re one of our many foreign readers to whom this impenetrable Brit babble means nothing: Kerry Katona is an original member of the pop group Atomic Kitten (“Whole Again” remains a jam) who’s more famous as a tabloid staple and perennial reality show contestant. She also partook in a series of disastrous off-the-wagon morning TV appearances and a couple of kicky frozen food ads. RHOCheshire is in every way the next logical step in her career.

With Kerry in the hopper and Ampika eying a return (The Secret works!), RHOCheshire is poised to shatter records as the first Housewives franchise with a 19-member cast.

3 thoughts on “Break Out the King Prawn Ring: Kerry Katona May Be Joining The Real Housewives of Cheshire (and Ampika’s Coming Back?)

  1. lol wow. I’m okay with this. Surely the likes of Dawn and Ester will prove to be a better springboard than Lucien Laviscount and Darryn Lyons for reaching reality TV greatness. I’m happy to have Ampika back as well! Hopefully Series 7 can continue the tradition of having a different person ruining an event by tearing into Dawn Ward each week <3

    1. if nothing else, the producers seem hellbent on recruiting the entire female population of cheshire, all of whom seem to have SOME problem with dawn ward, so hey.

  2. As you know, I loyally watch Cheshire (even though it’s a weak Housewives series), so I am STOKED to have Kerry on.

    A line up of: Dawn, Lauren, Leanne, Tanya, Ampika, Ester, Rachel, Kerry would be cute. Kerry is the type of girl that she would easily get into a fight with Stacy because of her upper class nonsense, so if the boring trio are back I hope Kerry goes atomic on them.

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