After being omitted during the premiere, the RHOA season 10 taglines have finally been released. Hit the jump to find out what you’re going to hear every Sunday from now until you’re dead.
NeNe Leakes: “10 years in the game, and I’m still the tastiest peach in Atlanta!”
BW Rating: Ehhhh. I see what she was going for here, but this conjures up images of rotting fruit. Don’t mix your metaphors, kids. 4/10.
Porsha Williams: “Friends come and go, but family is forever.”
BW Rating: Oh, good. Someone picked up her copy of the Reader’s Digest insert “Generic Taglines for Housewives Pariahs.” 0/10.
Cynthia Bailey: “Age is just a number, but these cheekbones are timeless!”
BW Rating: I’ll always prefer “Housewives come younger, but they don’t come hotter,” but points for effort. 4/10.
Kandi Burruss: “Don’t mess with the boss, ‘cause you might get fired!”
Kenya Moore: “While some were saying ‘I can’t,’ I was saying ‘I do!’”
BW Rating: Is the “I can’t” thing a knock at Porsha? IDGI guys, Kenya might be too smart for me. In any case, the wedding half of this tagline might land harder if that same wedding weren’t about to get her canned. 6/10.
Shereé Whitfield: “Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea!”
BW Rating: Looooool. This is transparently reverse engineered to get to that tea spilling pun but Shereé pulls it off. Most likely to become a meme. 9/10.