Welcome to the Bitchy Witches Halloween Spooktacular!

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The first couple of American television is back from beyond the grave, and they’re here to help us scare your socks off!

As you might imagine, this coven of witches does Halloween in style — more beasts than an Amsterdam dinner, more dead bodies than a Phaedra Parks funeral, more gravestones than a Beador marriage counselling session [ed.: this post was obviously written before this joke was so, uh, topical 😬]. So in the spirit of tricks and treats galore, we present The Bitchy Witches Halloween Spooktacular. Every day from Saturday through Halloween Tuesday, check back for spine-tingling, nail-biting, bone-chilling Housewives features that will leave you wondering: am I dying of fright, or is it just Munchausen’s?

Keep an eye on the site for more, and in the meantime, treat yourself to your first scare of the season with the “Thriller” of the Housewives canon, Simon Van Kempen’s pop opus “I Am Real.”

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