So RHOA Season 10 Is Gonna Be a Fuckin’ Mess, Hey?

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Here’s a quick catch-up on the latest gossip from season ten of the The Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is shaping up to be a fucking disaster.

  • This isn’t gossip so much as Bravo-confirmed fact: ANTM3 winner Eva Marcille (or, as her birth certificate will tell you, Eva Pigford — I was there in 2004, Pigford, you can’t lie to me!) is on board as a Friend Of. I liked Eva in her ANTM heyday; hopefully time hasn’t dulled her sparkle.
  • There’s all kinds of shit going around about whether Kenya Moore quit, was fired, was assassinated by a rogue DeShawn Snow. One thing everyone can agree on is that she’s not on the cast trip, allegedly because her (rent-a-)husband refuses to film. Don’t be missing cast trips, Kenya. Next thing you know they’re cutting you out of the credits and then you’re picking your prosthetic leg up off the floor of Le Cirque wondering where it all went wrong.
  • Porsha Williams has been removed from the cast trip following an altercation whereby Marlo Hampton (still in the mix in season ten, by the way; let’s have a moment for Marlo’s formidable thirst) waved a foreign object in Porsha’s face and Porsha went in. Your words, Porsha! Use your words!
  • This one is a little more sketch so I don’t really even have a link out but I read in some ONTD! comments (surely a reliable source) that following the firing of producer Carlos King, who was allegedly in bed with Phaedra during her legendarily disastrous season nine, Bravo has idiotically installed the all-white production team behind Tardy for the Party (headed by Kim Zolciak’s best friend) to oversee RHOA. Predictably, this has gone sideways instantly, and shit has gotten so toxic that they’ve hired a special producer just to film with Kandi.

The upside of all this drama is that surely someone, somewhere along the line, will need a lawyer.

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