^ Me watching RHONY every week.
You are expected to expect the unexpected.
Carole’s taking shots at B, and she’s not fixing to miss.
Let he who has never described his dick size to his girlfriend’s daughter or told her husband to beat her cast the first stone.
How many organs would you sell to be witness to Dorinda drunkenly and publicly reaming out Tom D’Agostino?
(Except for thirsty gossip folks like us.)
My quest to watch every housewives franchise has brought me all the way to Cheshire. Join me as I dip my toes in across the pond, why don’t you?
Charrisse watch: oh man. The shit-stirring about Blue Eyes and Ray seeking a divorce(!) would be enough, but then she also throws in little hilarious/absurd asides like “I know you feel the way that you feel about your feelings” and I’m just spent. Truly a star from beyond the grave.
Fuckin’ same, Doris.