Finally we have arrived in Colombia. This week we see what happens before the ship sinks.
As we start puzzling out what psychoses are driving newbies Emily and Gina, let’s take a look back at the nineteen(!) past OC Housewives and determine who’s the best, who’s the worst, and whose surname we wouldn’t remember in a ten-minute Sporcle quiz.
Better late than never, sue me alright I’m sorry, I’m not perfect! Don’t have much to do with the wives before their big cast trip? No problem, send them to a speed dating event. Magic ensues.
The Big Four are reset to factory conditions, and Gretchen sends a zombie from the past to haunt the OC.
Everything seemed to be coming up Countess of late: new boyfriend, successful cabaret, glowing public reception of her slipping her handcuffs and threatening to end a police officer, etc. But suddenly the empire is collapsing…uh, again. Shocking updates await!
I wish y’all could have seen my face when I realized this would be To Be Continued AGAIN.
With lucky Season 13 imminently upon us, let’s see how past season openers have served up the drama (or, in the case of the early seasons, the lack thereof).
Ranked subfold, my friends!
Five episodes to watch while a single glistening tear rolls down your cheek.
Some unexpected pairings, some unsurprising ones, some absurd Orange County shenanigans, and a whooole lotta bullshit about the Atlanta casting process.