The esteemed Housewives of New York City are currently filming in the Berkshires (!!!!!!), but thankfully, Sonja Morgan found some time before taking off to pen this little holiday ditty. And by “found some time,” we mean “feverishly scribbled it on the back of a cocktail napkin in the car to the studio.” Enjoy!
Real Housewives, always on the run / pack your bags, y’all, we’re going to Milan!
Lords and Ladies of the Internet: kneel before Gamble Breaux, Troll Queen.
In this week’s Round-Up, the former Bravo Z-listers are getting litigious, we’ve got a birthday in the house, and Phaedra is fine, really.
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women take a trip via train, and Hercule Poirot tries to figure out why Porsha Williams was stabbed twelve times while all the passengers look out the window and whistle innocently.
A couple months ago, we breathlessly announced the theft of Gamble’s Logies dress, the greatest scandal to hit Australia since Fever failed to reach #1 stateside. We’re pleased to announce that we can now give you at least a little resolution regarding this foul deed.